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Mr Shortlock Holmes
22 | ♊ | GQ | Ace-Aro | INTP/INTJ
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Founder of Steeped in Fandom Podcast
Writer for Sherlock: The Game Is On

Expect art, words, anime/manga, cosplay, British gentlemen, film, TV, M/M, penises, pornpgraphy, macabre, psychology, crime/mystery/detective, vintage, swearing, ramblings, capslock, narcissism, eye candy, and assholery.
Oh, and the sublime, too.
I keep it classy. Most of the time.

futurefantastic:

and here’s Jesus clearly handling the ball. yellow card

futurefantastic:

and here’s Jesus clearly handling the ball. yellow card

becca-morley:

adventures in school

lol

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

eruri-life:

Dancho to heichou to oppai to ore

aberranttitan:

Look at this lame-ass nerd getting fucking owned!!1

(This is very late so please enjoy and imagine that boot belongs to Eren, Erwin, Kenny, Historia, Hajime Isayama, ur dog, idgaf)

The most of Eruri FanFiction and FanArt

eruri-everywhere:

image

…and of course we are not complaining, ha!

liketheflowersofthefield:

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

The gays are angry

liketheflowersofthefield:

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

The gays are angry

bromeomontague:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

yesmissmori:

THINX Underwear:

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

Oh my god, as someone who has spent an embarrassing amount of money replacing blood-stained underwear (sorry, TMI, but this shit is real), this is AWESOME.

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

apitnobaka:

#me learning japanese

apitnobaka: